Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Life
Monday, May 4, 2009
YOU'VE GOTTA BE F**KING KIDDING ME!!!
My Latest Hell
Overly strict parents, Oakland Raider Fans, General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, George Bush
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Rebels without causes, Libertarians
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Peope who try not to spell correctly, People who don't like Disney, Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Homophobes, Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Intolerant morons, YouTube Haters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
People who voted yes on Prop 8
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Naw, it hasn't been forever at all!
Friday, November 21, 2008
My Own, Personal Hell...
Oakland Raider Fans
Circle I Limbo
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Rednecks, Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Scientologists, Libertarians
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Saturday, July 5, 2008
50th post!!!
So how was your July 4th(American readers)? What's that? You want to hear about my Yosemite and San Fran adventures? OK!
Yosemite:
OMFE I'm never doing that again. First day was fine, we hiked a mile and a half. Not too bad. I mena, it was uphill, but it was short so who cares?
Next day, 8 FRACKING MILES! EWWWWW! Although we met up with some cute boy scouts along the way ;) One's name was Cory or Cody or something like that and he was really cute and pretty friendly. We kept passing the boyscouts and then we would take a break and they would pass us and then they got really far ahead but they were slow and I was fast so I totally caught up with them and then Cory would make some funny remark and shake his head or soehting. I was fun.
Day after that was 6 miles. But the boy scouts were there again so it wasn't so bad ;) They started hiking 45 minutes before us but I caught up to them within the first mile. I'm good 8}
So let me explain the whole thing...
My parent's friend Steve put his name on this lottery thing that was for people who wanted to go to Yosemite and hike and stuff. The 2 camps we stayed at, May Lake and Glen Aulin, are lottery only, so yeah. Anyway, he won the lottery and he invited my mom and dad and me. He was going to go too and bring Soren and Garrison, as featured in the birthday vid. (They're his sons)
So we were all going to go, but then when he asked for time off from work, his boss said that he could be fired if he decided to go. I'm not exactly sure why, but point is, he couldn't go.
So My mom invited some of her friends from work and the Zen Center she goes to, and one, Punit, said he could go. So we all went.
Now, here's the cool part: The food and lodging are provided! Yeah, so we didn't have to bring a butload of food and tents and sleeping bags and crap like that. We got little tent-cabin things with actual beds and squeaky but comfy mattresses and blankets. And we also got full, multiple-course meals. And they were amazing. And you can also get bag lunches to take with you on youer hikes. One night for dinner we got this amazing garlic soup. It kept the vampires away though, unfortunatelym, as did the sunny weather. But it did not, also unfortunately, keep the mosquitoes away. There were about 5 bajzillion mosquitoes. And I'm not even joking. I got a bunch of bites, and it was itchy. I'm still itchy, in fact. And in very uncomfortable areas, too.
But anyway, the camps had flushable toilets(0.0) and showers (O.O). But the showers were freezing, so I opted for swimming in the ice melt-off May lake on the first day. Bad idea. Well, it was fun, but it took about 20 minutes for me toactually talk myself into doing it, then another 30 minutes to grow accustomed to the lake and fully submerge myself. Once I was desensitized to the freezing water, I was able to swim out kinda far. I did some floating and stuff and it was pretty fun. Besides the millions on mosquitoes awaiting me as I got out.
On the way to the second camp, Glen Aulin (the 8 mile hike), my mom, Punit and I all went swimming in McGee lake. We had to change behind a sheet tied betweet 2 trees with misquitoes trying to bite in unspeakable areas. That lake was a bit warmer, but that's not saying much. It was also muckier, but I had more fun swimming in it. Glen Aulin was definately my favorite camp. It has this amazing waterfall right next to it which makes it less mosquitoe-y. They don't like running waster, just still water. And it also had this rock/hill/big giant thing by it and you could hike up it and watch the sunset. It was pretty.
On the last day, I was just ready to get out of there though. We had to hike 6 miles, and my mom and Punit are such annoying slowpokes, so my dad and I went ahead. Once we were out of there, we drove another hour and a half to Curry Village. If you don't like camping or being without civilization, but you love majestic scenery and being outdoors, GO TO CURRY VILLAGE! It's like a little city. They have pizza, an amphitheatre, cabins, ice cream, a Vons like place, AND it's right next to Half Dome! And you can rent bikes and ride around, which we did. I rode a cute little hot rod bike with a sparkly seat and handlebars. It was awesome and it made me want one. The steering is a bit diferent than my mountain bike and the braking was the kind where you pedal backwards, so it took some getting used to, but it was still cool. I know it all kinda defeats the purpose of being in the outdoors, but it was my favorite part, besides the waterfall at Glen Aulin.
Anyway, that was really long, so I'll do the San Fran flashback in another post. ;)
I have to uninstall some stuff first which means I have to shut down Internet Explorer, so It may take a while.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Updates!
So, I got new brassiers today. Awesome, huh? Yeah, weird think, but They're cute. An dthey actually have patterns on them, they're not just a solid color. One is hot pink and green with hot pink ruffles. The other is pale yellow with purple and blue flowers and leaves. I really love the yellow one. It's super comfy.
Ok, enough crazy bra talk.
So, if you don't know what Novel Novice is, it's a blog/fansite for twilight run by a teacher who has a Twilight club at her school, which is totally awesome! If you don't know what Twilight is, GO READ IT FOR CEILING CAT'S SAKE! Ceiling cat=the God of lolcats.
ANYway... So Novel Novice recently asked if anyone who is good at Photoshop and Writing would be interested in writing a yearbook... And I love both, so of COURSE I volunteered! ANd I was picked! YAYYYYY!!!! I'm going to be doing the class picture page :) Schweet, no? So I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but I'll start by manipulating some pictures to look like normal yearbook photos, and then Photoshop some other pictures together to look like class pictures!
I think I'm getting better at Trich. I haven't been pulling quite a smuch, and my hair seems to be doing better :) Yay me!
I'm going to Comic Con in July. Did I tell you? Can't remember. ANyway, I've decided that I want to go as either Alice Cullen or Tonks from Harry Potter. I think Tonks would be easier. Just wear a Weird Sisters shirt and dye my hair pink! Alice would wear more expensive stuff and I'd have to find gold contacts. So Tonks it is!
I'm going to Yosemite tomorrow! I stil have some packing to do. I mean, I'm all packed for the backpacking part, but we're going to be staying in a hotel on Wednesday and Thursday night and also we're going to SAn Francisco after the backpacking. I'm not so thrilled about the hiking part, but we'll get to go swimming! And I LOVE San Fran. I want to move there when I grow up. Or at least go to college there.
Oh, god, I have the hiccups. Great. :P
Well I should probably finish packing. Cya Later!
Oh, the hotel at Yosemite may have internet, but probably not. The San Fran one definately does, so I'll post another blog probably Tuesday or maybe Monday. It depends how late we get there on Monday.
You stay spiffeh, now ;)