Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Life

So, life is amazing.
As you know from previous posts, I went to Disneyland oh... 4 months ago or so... and a few days ago... and about 10 times in between...
And what have I discovered? Since my 16th birthday, my life has been better than it's ever been before. I had the best summer of my life, even though there were some boring parts.
I have met so many people since my birthday, and I'm meeting more every week.
I'm not going to go into details... that would take far too long and anyone who reads this is probably tired by now of my super long posts *coughapplecough*. My point is, if it is possible for you to go to Disneyland on a regular basis, do it. It is worth the price of an annual pass. Just think, if you're sad enough to need to go to a therapist, you'd end up paying about the same as an AP in 2 or 3 trips to the therapist. So, not only is Disneyland effective, it is cheaper than a therapist! Well, if you do it right that is. Don't buy a lot of food there. There are, in fact, some really tasty (and cheap) food places right outside the park!
Oh dear, I'm going into detail again, aren't I?
Well, here's another exciting bit of news... Legoland CA is having auditions for their christmas show thing! It's somewhat close to my house, and anyone 16 and older can audition, so guess who's auditioning? Me! :D Can you imagine how good that would look on a resume for Disney?
Well, just wanted to give my many *cough3cough* readers out there an update. Life is epic, Disney is awesome, and I might soon have a job!
-K

Monday, May 4, 2009

YOU'VE GOTTA BE F**KING KIDDING ME!!!

RIGHT as I got an idea for a video that might have been good, I remembered that my camera was over on the couch. So I go over and look for it. THen I se a shiny shiny pretty laptop and I'm like, oh, I lovesz me some interwebz. So I went online and was watching some videos. So I pull the lever thing to put the footrest thing up on the couch, and it gets stuck. It's supposed to be like automatic and just pop up, but it got like maybe 3 inches and stopped. So I started pulling on it and I was like wtf? So I pulled som more and then there was this flash. And I thought... Found my camera.... So I looked between the seets and saw the camera, managed to push it free from the mechanisms in the couch, and the footrest popped up.

I then unsuspectingly reached under the couch to get my camera, and found, to my surprise, a mangled camera.

I JUST GOT THE FUCKING CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS! FIVE MONTHS, AND I ALREADY BROKE IT! Why do electronics hate me? I've killed 3 iPods- one from dropping, 2 from accidentaly washing in washing machine with pants- My lappy's original screen- dunno how that happened. Maybe a cat slept on it or something, but when I opened it, the screen was cracked- then my lappy's hard drive- virus. We had to wipe it.- and countless pairs of headphones.

I'd like to get a new camera, but how to afford it? I mean, there's my savings... Wait, that was meant to buy a car... But I now have a car... So I don't have to use my savings on that... :D I can get a new camera! It just has to be small. And... crap, I'll have to get it before I go to Disneyland. Good thing there's a Best Buy by my house. And a Target. and Costco. I think Costco would be best. That's where I think my parents got the original camera. I'll just get the same one. Yeah. Ok. BUt for now, I won't be abe to shoot the video I had planned originaly. Sigh. And... Crap, yeah I just forgot what it was.

Maybe I shouldn't have gotten a car...

My Latest Hell

Not to be confused with my first hell. This one is a bit different. I added a few more assholes.
I would have added Dick Cheney, but he is the Devil himself.

Overly strict parents, Oakland Raider Fans, General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, George Bush
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rebels without causes, Libertarians
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Peope who try not to spell correctly, People who don't like Disney, Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Homophobes, Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Intolerant morons, YouTube Haters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

People who voted yes on Prop 8
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


Sunday, May 3, 2009

Naw, it hasn't been forever at all!

Hi there! It's me again!
So much has happened since we last met. I seem to be updating stuff up the wazoo! Or not... Wel I just posted a new vid (in how long?) on You Tube. It's about my-are you sitting down?- new car! Yes, I have a car! Who woulda thunk it? So yeah. You shoud go check that out.

The most important think in my life now (besides my car) is my overwhelming love of Disney and in particular my love for the Mad Hatter. How could I not have seen how perfect for me he is before? I must be... mad... pun slightly intended. He's insane, I'm insane. He loves tea and hats, I love tea and hats. It all works out!

Anywhoo, for my birthday (in 2 weeks!!!) I will be going to DISNEYLAND!!! I haven't been in over a year. Which makes me sad. And a loser since I don't even live that far away. But now that I have a car, I plan to go as much as humanly possible. If I get an annual pass that is. So on my Disney adventure I will meet Squishy Hatter (look it up) and my life will be complete... Not really though since it won't be complete until I've worked at Disneyland and met Jeremy Irons. Yeah, good luck with that Katie...

In addition to DISNEYLAND, I will be going to Comic Con!!! WOOT! This year is the second year I've been and the first year that I have a 4-day pass. They sold out in like March. I got mine in December. I pwn. It will also be the first year I dress up. I will be a Pirate one day and that costume is done. I will be a female Mad Hatter with a costume of my own design. I am nearly done with that costume. I need to find orange fabric so I can make a coat. I also need gloves, shoes, and blue tights. And I need to finish the bow tie. My friend Robbie got me the hat when he went to Disneyland last month *was filled with envy* and I'll be seeing him on Saturday when I go to his play. So he's supposed to bring the hat then and I'll pay him and get my Hatter Hat. ACK I'M SO EXCITED!!!

So yep. I guess that's all for now. Oh. I have a video I need to do for my Career Explorations class, and I'll do that next weekend. Then I'll put it on YouTube so that I can use it at the presentation and so you all can see it. I doubt it will be very good, but it's worth a try and I'd rather make a video than a poster. My carrer that I'm focusing on is Film anyway, so I might as well. 

I have state testing on Thursday and Friday. After that is a little thing at my school we call Projects Week. We do... projects... obviously. 

So look forward to at least 3 videos in the near future, but hopefully more! TTFN!

-K

Friday, November 21, 2008

My Own, Personal Hell...

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rednecks, Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Scientologists, Libertarians
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Saturday, July 5, 2008

50th post!!!

Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn't post when I sadi I would. SHUDDUP!

So how was your July 4th(American readers)? What's that? You want to hear about my Yosemite and San Fran adventures? OK!

Yosemite:
OMFE I'm never doing that again. First day was fine, we hiked a mile and a half. Not too bad. I mena, it was uphill, but it was short so who cares?
Next day, 8 FRACKING MILES! EWWWWW! Although we met up with some cute boy scouts along the way ;) One's name was Cory or Cody or something like that and he was really cute and pretty friendly. We kept passing the boyscouts and then we would take a break and they would pass us and then they got really far ahead but they were slow and I was fast so I totally caught up with them and then Cory would make some funny remark and shake his head or soehting. I was fun.
Day after that was 6 miles. But the boy scouts were there again so it wasn't so bad ;) They started hiking 45 minutes before us but I caught up to them within the first mile. I'm good 8}
So let me explain the whole thing...
My parent's friend Steve put his name on this lottery thing that was for people who wanted to go to Yosemite and hike and stuff. The 2 camps we stayed at, May Lake and Glen Aulin, are lottery only, so yeah. Anyway, he won the lottery and he invited my mom and dad and me. He was going to go too and bring Soren and Garrison, as featured in the birthday vid. (They're his sons)
So we were all going to go, but then when he asked for time off from work, his boss said that he could be fired if he decided to go. I'm not exactly sure why, but point is, he couldn't go.
So My mom invited some of her friends from work and the Zen Center she goes to, and one, Punit, said he could go. So we all went.
Now, here's the cool part: The food and lodging are provided! Yeah, so we didn't have to bring a butload of food and tents and sleeping bags and crap like that. We got little tent-cabin things with actual beds and squeaky but comfy mattresses and blankets. And we also got full, multiple-course meals. And they were amazing. And you can also get bag lunches to take with you on youer hikes. One night for dinner we got this amazing garlic soup. It kept the vampires away though, unfortunatelym, as did the sunny weather. But it did not, also unfortunately, keep the mosquitoes away. There were about 5 bajzillion mosquitoes. And I'm not even joking. I got a bunch of bites, and it was itchy. I'm still itchy, in fact. And in very uncomfortable areas, too.
But anyway, the camps had flushable toilets(0.0) and showers (O.O). But the showers were freezing, so I opted for swimming in the ice melt-off May lake on the first day. Bad idea. Well, it was fun, but it took about 20 minutes for me toactually talk myself into doing it, then another 30 minutes to grow accustomed to the lake and fully submerge myself. Once I was desensitized to the freezing water, I was able to swim out kinda far. I did some floating and stuff and it was pretty fun. Besides the millions on mosquitoes awaiting me as I got out.
On the way to the second camp, Glen Aulin (the 8 mile hike), my mom, Punit and I all went swimming in McGee lake. We had to change behind a sheet tied betweet 2 trees with misquitoes trying to bite in unspeakable areas. That lake was a bit warmer, but that's not saying much. It was also muckier, but I had more fun swimming in it. Glen Aulin was definately my favorite camp. It has this amazing waterfall right next to it which makes it less mosquitoe-y. They don't like running waster, just still water. And it also had this rock/hill/big giant thing by it and you could hike up it and watch the sunset. It was pretty.
On the last day, I was just ready to get out of there though. We had to hike 6 miles, and my mom and Punit are such annoying slowpokes, so my dad and I went ahead. Once we were out of there, we drove another hour and a half to Curry Village. If you don't like camping or being without civilization, but you love majestic scenery and being outdoors, GO TO CURRY VILLAGE! It's like a little city. They have pizza, an amphitheatre, cabins, ice cream, a Vons like place, AND it's right next to Half Dome! And you can rent bikes and ride around, which we did. I rode a cute little hot rod bike with a sparkly seat and handlebars. It was awesome and it made me want one. The steering is a bit diferent than my mountain bike and the braking was the kind where you pedal backwards, so it took some getting used to, but it was still cool. I know it all kinda defeats the purpose of being in the outdoors, but it was my favorite part, besides the waterfall at Glen Aulin.

Anyway, that was really long, so I'll do the San Fran flashback in another post. ;)
I have to uninstall some stuff first which means I have to shut down Internet Explorer, so It may take a while.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Updates!

Ok, so since I almost was killed by the spider, a lot has happened! Ok, not a whole lot, but still. Enough for me to want to post ablog!

So, I got new brassiers today. Awesome, huh? Yeah, weird think, but They're cute. An dthey actually have patterns on them, they're not just a solid color. One is hot pink and green with hot pink ruffles. The other is pale yellow with purple and blue flowers and leaves. I really love the yellow one. It's super comfy.
Ok, enough crazy bra talk.

So, if you don't know what Novel Novice is, it's a blog/fansite for twilight run by a teacher who has a Twilight club at her school, which is totally awesome! If you don't know what Twilight is, GO READ IT FOR CEILING CAT'S SAKE! Ceiling cat=the God of lolcats.
ANYway... So Novel Novice recently asked if anyone who is good at Photoshop and Writing would be interested in writing a yearbook... And I love both, so of COURSE I volunteered! ANd I was picked! YAYYYYY!!!! I'm going to be doing the class picture page :) Schweet, no? So I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but I'll start by manipulating some pictures to look like normal yearbook photos, and then Photoshop some other pictures together to look like class pictures!

I think I'm getting better at Trich. I haven't been pulling quite a smuch, and my hair seems to be doing better :) Yay me!

I'm going to Comic Con in July. Did I tell you? Can't remember. ANyway, I've decided that I want to go as either Alice Cullen or Tonks from Harry Potter. I think Tonks would be easier. Just wear a Weird Sisters shirt and dye my hair pink! Alice would wear more expensive stuff and I'd have to find gold contacts. So Tonks it is!

I'm going to Yosemite tomorrow! I stil have some packing to do. I mean, I'm all packed for the backpacking part, but we're going to be staying in a hotel on Wednesday and Thursday night and also we're going to SAn Francisco after the backpacking. I'm not so thrilled about the hiking part, but we'll get to go swimming! And I LOVE San Fran. I want to move there when I grow up. Or at least go to college there.

Oh, god, I have the hiccups. Great. :P
Well I should probably finish packing. Cya Later!
Oh, the hotel at Yosemite may have internet, but probably not. The San Fran one definately does, so I'll post another blog probably Tuesday or maybe Monday. It depends how late we get there on Monday.

You stay spiffeh, now ;)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

omfgomfgomfgomfgSpiders... Ok, so just one.

Holy effing crap. I swear I just looked in the mirror and I'm plae as a Cullen. Why?
Here's THE ADVENTURES OF KATIE THE ARACHNOPHOBE!
So, I was just sitting in bed on my laptop in a little dress I sometimes sleep in and I was on YouTube, mindin my own business when POOF! There was an effing wolf spider, the size of a quarter right next to me on a pillow. I jumped up and held back a scream, it being almost 4am and all. I recently killed an ant and felt horrible about it (don't ask, I have no idea why) so I couldn't bring myself to kill the spider, even though I am absolutely terrified of spiders. Moreso than needles. And god, do I hate needles! Well, syringes to be more accurate. sewing needles are just fine. MOVING ON!
So I got up and there were some old birthday cards on my nightstand, so I picked one up and began running around my room frantically for a cup or something to put over it. I settled on the little Yankee Candle jar (you know how the candles come in those little jar things?) but by that time, the sider had gone off. So I was terrified to get back in bed, I mean what if it came back? So I sort of shifted my laptop, hoping that would bring him out of hiding. It worked! It scuttled across my bed and used it's silk to get to the ground, where it stopped. I put the candle jar over it and it started to freak out. I put the birthday card under it and I picked it all up. I must have checked the jar about 10billion times to make sure it hadn't escaped on the way to the garage. I set it down on the counter and opened the garage door and turned on the light. I picked it up and went in, checking to make sure it was still there every second. So I finally decided to put it down on the little table where I used to paint a lot. I set it all down, card, candle jar, spid- WTF? NO SPIDER! This spider must have been a fucking magician. I was checking it every fucking second! So I double checked and it was definately gone! So then I started freaking out, feeling all over me to make sure it wasn't on me. I was fucking hyperventilating, I swear I was about to pass out. I was nearly whimpering. No wait, I was! So I pulled myself together and walked back to my room, still patting myself down. Once I got there, I practically ripped off the dress and looked in the mirror, terrified I'd find it on me because I didn't know what to do if I did. So I stripped down to my birthday suit and considered jumping into the shower, but I had already taken 2 showers and wasted plenty of water doing so, I desided against that. I calmed myself down and put my underthings back on, thoroughly checking them for spiders before doing so. I was way to fucking scared to put the dress back on. Too many places it could hide. So I put on a t-shirt and shorts. And that lead to me deciding I had to put up a blog post of my freakness.
While typing this I must have felt about a dozen imaginary spiders crawling all over me.

Ok, so maybe my fears are unfounded. I don't care. Until I find a vampire, I refuse to let anything with fangs come anywhere near me with my consent. OK, so the REAL vampires don't have fangs, just really nice teeth. Whatever. I will call them fangs for the sake of my argument.
So, hope I can get to sleep tonight. Thanks for reading!
~K

And guess what else? My parents dragged me hicking up the mountain by our house and I walked RIGHT FUCKING into a spider web. And I saw the spider. It wasn't on me, thank god, but I still... Holy eff. I just got shivers up my spine. I must be some sort of an effing loon.
Ok, good night for good this time... Or, er morning I guess.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Go Ask Alice

So, I stayed up until about 5am last night/this morning reading this book called Go Ask Alice. It's supposedly the diary of a teenage girl who gets sucked into the world of drugs.
However, the whole time I was reading it, I was questioning it too.
It turns out I was mostly right. Apparently, the Editor, Beatrice Sparks, fabricated much, if not most of the book. She claims that there was a real diary, which, ok, I'll believe. but many experts have pointed out a lot of things wrong with the idea that it is written by a 15-17 year old girl. For one, she uses big words. I don't know a lot of teenage girls who use big words like this chick, "Alice", especially not druggies. Also, the fact that Beatrice Sparks is a seriously conservative Christain and the story ends up saying that Drugs and pre-marital sex are bad and Alice eventually ends up being a good, Jesus loving girl. And then 3 weeks after she apparently decides to stop writing in the diary, she dies of a drug overdose. Now, Beatrice Sparks has admitted that her Alice did not die of an OD, but of a suicide or accident not cause by drugs.
So it was a pretty good book, considering. SHe dies, just when her life is going back to normal. How sad, right? And whether or not she died from an OD or not, thousands of people die evey year from drug OD's.
So, moral of the story, DON'T DO DRUGS KIDDIES! Unless they're non-addictive and you only do them once ;D

Ok, so now I'm going to talk about somehting my mom probably woldn't want me to, but I will anyway, just do hopefully scare people off those addictive drugs.
So, when my mom was younger, se did some drugs. And she shared her experiences with me this afternoon. Talk about a cool mom! I mean the talking about it part, not the doing drugs part. Anyway, she said she did LSD, pot, and Heroin and Cocaine. I can't remember if she said she did meth or not, but she told me to stay away from it, Heroin, and coke, so I guess she did it. She said she did Heroin and Coke fo a month, and she got really addicted to it. Once she stopped, she felt really crappy and was craving it for a year afterward. So WHATEVER YOU DO, do NOT do those. She didn't go into detail about the pot, but she said she did LSD a couple of times. SHe said that it was a pretty interesting and groovy experience, but she sort of got burned out on it after a few trips. And she also said that for a few days after a trip, you feel all hangover-y and weird and yucky and stuff.
So I probably won't be doing any drugs any time soon. But hey, who knows? I'll keep ya posted!

ANyway, onto other news, summer break is kinda boring, I'm going to Comic Con in July, and I'm not a lesbian! If you don't watch my YouTube vids, you wouldn't understand that last reference. Some idiot kept calling me a lesbo on my Talent Show vid (becaus eof my short hair), so I made a vlog about it. And why I have short hair, which, if you have read the entry of the blog, you would already know about.
So go check out my channel for updates and stuff! <3 ya guys!
~K

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Bonfire

So, Eric couldn't go to the bonfire after all. :< he had some graduation party or something to go to.
It was still fun! I met some ppl. We ran around, Chera blew bubbles which this girl Kathryn and I both ran around and chased, then this guy Dillon started chasing them too and then I started throwing shells at him. SO then Kyle and Xerxes showed up and Xerxes was talking about zombies. CHera and I were trying to steal Xerxes's hat. Then Kathryn's I think cousins, Nick and a girl I forget her name :< came and we were all talking. Then I went to go get a turkey dog and ppl seemed to follow me. And then somehow Edward CUllen and Twilight were brought up, and Nick said, "It's probably not worth reading." so I threw my empty sprite can at him. Then Dillon and Chera started throwing a squishy baseball thing to each other and I came in and tried to get the ball from then, which started an epic game of keep-away. So then everyone else joined in and then Nick threw the ball at me, getting me back for the sprite can, and the ball hit my neck and I got sand down my shirt. Then I threw my shoes at him. Then we started throwing the ball at each other, usually missing, and then his sister joined in. Then an Ice cream van showed up (at like 9, wtf?) and Nick went to go get some ice cream and the rest of us sort of stood around in a circle and talked and stuff. Then my parents came and picked me up and it was really late so I wztched a little TV and then I crashed, and I haven't taken a shower since yesterday. So yeah, I stink and I feel all sticky cause it was by the beach so the air was all humid and salty and stuff.
So, SHower time!
ttyl!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Somewhat Resolved...

Ok, so Catherine still wants to run away, but I don't think she will. Today at least... sigh

I went to a little get together for my fun prankster group I hang with. I was fun, and they all loved my wig :)
So today/tomorrow (it be 1AM) I'm going to a bonfire! Schweet, no? Yeah, so I heard about it through Chera. I'm not sure if it's put on by her family, or by their friends... But w/e. And guess who is coming? Eric! =D Sigh, I think I really like him. And I think the rest of the dorks too! Apparently during the last bonfire, my friend Becca and Kyle got married ;) jkingly though. And then they got '"divorced" ;)
Ok, exhaustion falling down upon me. TTYL!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Oh goodness...

Ok, so guess what? My friend Catherine has decided to run away from home. Yeah. So She just e-mailed me saying she is tired of her siblings fighting, so I have her some idea on how to ignore them, but she said she tried them and they didn't work. I'm supposed to be going to a party soon, but I'm afraid she'll e-mail me and I won't be here. Gosh, this is not cool.
So anyway, she then sent me an e-mail saying that she was tired of this place and she's leaving. That was about 15 minutes before I responded, saying that that is stupid and she can't do that because she just can't and I gave her the Runaway hotline number (1-800-runaway) she hasn't e-mailed me back, so now I'm thinking that she's either gone or her parents found her and haven't let her back on the computer. What is wrong with this girl? I don't know!
So my mom's burning some pictures to a cd, and when that's done, we're leaving to go to the party, and I'm afraid Catherine will come to our house.
Wait! E-mail! Damn... false alarm. Just my mom. When she's just in the other room :/ Oh boy, are we nerds or what?
So here I am, just waiting for an e-mail... We're going to be having to go soon... God, Catherine, where are you? I really hope she hasn't left... But then why isn't she responding? oh frackfrackfrackfrackfrack......... What do I do??? Frack.


In other news, guess what? I gots myself a magenta wig today in Encinitas! We were going to go to Solona beach, but Encinitas had cuter shops. And anyway, there's a store there called Flashdance, and it has the most awesome retro/vintage stuff you have eva seen! I mean it had this totally awesome vintage black 80's prom dress... So amazing, and it actually looked good on me. I didn't get it though. The wig was kinda expensive.
So I think it's time to go now... I'll keep ya posted!

Meh, Meh... OMC!

Ok, so I think more hath happened than I shall detail-eth tonight...eth. But this is all that really is on my mind atm.

So, 1st on the agenda- Visiting relatives! Last weekend my cousins and Aunt and Uncle from Mexico came to visit! Yeah. Ok, kinda boring. we all saw Kung Fu Panda. I thought it was going to be stupid, but it was Jack Black humor! Not stupid 5 year old humor, but actually funny stuff. The writers did a good job. But back to the relatives... This was the same uncle who had heart surgery a while ago. SO he seemed pretty good considering that.

NEXT- SKOOLZOUT! We were set free last friday. I've been bored when I have any free moment. My mom and I have gone to the mall like every day since monday. We saw Prince Caspian on Tuesday. It was AMAZAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ben and William (Caspian and Peter) are SOOOO AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS!!! I was like droling in my seat. And it had Peter Dinklage in it! Schweet, no? I don't care if he is a dwarf, he is handsome. And I will stand by that! On Wednesday I got Some Rainbow sparkly suspenders and a V for Vendetta poster at Hot Topic. Today my mom got my dad a digital camera for fathers day and I got some cute but comfy white shoes. Tomorrow we're going to Solona beach to check out the shops and stuff.

Secondarily- I heretofore announce some awesome and Squeelworthy news... Eric Hath e-mailed me! Woot! His e-mail has been stupid and hasn't been letting me e-mail him, so he somehow got my e-mail address and e-mailed me! schweet. And yes, this is THE Eric we're talking about. Not dancing Eric. Dork Eric.=D *beams*

Sixth and lastly- A special friend *cough*Erika*cough* contacted a certian stalker of mine yet again and told him about the Alex rants. I had to fake it to not hurt his feelings- I was all "Huh? Oh yeah, we were e-mailing a while ago and she said I should have an 'Alex Rant' and I was all like Okaaaayyy... so I've been writing things in my blog that you 'do'. It's just fake stuff though." SAFE! He totally bought it. I guess thoe Improv games in Drama class paid off, huh? Oh and Erika told him about how if he has his drivers lisence, why am I not "swooning" he was quoting her kind of creepily though. It was weird. I just sort of akwardly laughed it off. When I got home, I gave her a stern talking-to (ok, e-mailing-to...) and she said she wouldn't contact him again. So I think this may be the last Alex rant! Why? Because We're not going on the same days next year! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!! He'll be a senior and I a sophmore which means he goes Wed/Fri and I go Tues/Thurs. I'd be sad about loosing such a traditional segment on LoaA if I weren't so fracking happy! Although we might occasionally see each other on Mondays and in Drama, I can bear it. Just think- 1 more year and I'll never have to see him again! Ever! I just have to make sure we go to different colleges...

And to conclude- I SHALL ACHEIVE YOUTUBE STARDOM! Hmmm... I just have to think of a good sketch idea...

Bonus points* if you can figure out who I was quoting in my numbering!

*Bonus points not actually worth anything. Points can only be exchanged for imaginary prizes. Points cannot be traded for currency Points may only be awarded to citizens of Chile and Alaska. It is not the fault of Katie or any of the LoaA of you are an idiot and think these points actually will get you anything.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Why Gay Marriage is WRONG

Ok, so if you already hate me for putting a video with this title up here, just wait. It's all sarcastic! This guy is effing hilarious, but he makes sense too.
Oh, and I know how to disprove any Christian who uses the Bible to say Homosexuality is wrong. Well, maybe not disprove, but falsify anything they say when quoting the bible. The West Wing helped me with some of it. I'll try to dig up that video clip on youtube...
Oh, and if you think Gay=Evil, you are a bigot. That's all I'm gonna say.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Talent Show 2008!!!

So, I had mor ein the intro, but it pushed it over the 10 minute mark, so I had to just recap the 3rd act. Here's what I put for the others...
Act 1: Catherine and I did Bop to the Top. Yes, all of the pushing me aside was intentional. I was the one with the hat and no hair ;D She did push me around quite a bit, and looking back, it did look a bit silly, but I actually did a spontaneous double pirouette! Heck yes! After she knocks my hat off, I was supposed to spin once, but I did it twice! I didn't even realize I did until I was watching the tape! WOOT!
Act 2: meh, I didn't really do very well. There were other guitar acts who were about a bazillion times better. I was seriously nervous, so sorry if I sucked. I'm never nervous when singing or dancing from a musical theatre thing, but that was the first time I've ever played guitar in from of that many people, so yeah.
Act 3: Like I sai, my total favorite! I think it could have been a bit sharper near the beginning of the dance part, but after I got the hat, I loved it! I smile hugely every time I watch it!
Well, obviously you're reading my blog now... So yeah.
My parents started totally cracking up when I showed them this vid and it cut me off. It was hilarious. I'm serious, they were laughing for a good minute :P
And the best part? I won Judge's favorite act! I got a $20 starbucks gift card! Yeah, as if I need another one of those ;)
But it was all a lot of fun. I just can't wait until next year!!!
Well, hoped you enjoyed these! I'll edit and post the Breaking Dawn reaction vid now :) Then I'll do a "live" reaction to the Twilight scene on the MTV music awards thing tonight. When I say that, I mean I'm probably going to use Quick Capture, if I can. I'll do a test video around 7 so that I'll be sure I can do it. From the stills that were released of the scene, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the ballet studio scene!!! SQUEEE!!! OMC! OME! Yeah, I'm ecxited if you haven't noticed... So I'll do some editing, then I'll do a test video around 7, and then I'll do the "Live" Reaction video around 8 or whenever it starts! EEK! OK, I'll see you then! =DDDDDDDD

INTERMISSION! (Talent show 2008)

Yes, I realize that it's dark and blurry and you can't really see them, but you can see 3 of my 4 dorks at the beginning. Eric is barely visible. He was the only one who didn't try to get a lot of camera time, so the only footage of him I have was at the very beginning. If you pause at :16, you can just barely see him. He's sometimes in the background though. He wears a black trenchcoat. Try to see if you can see him!
Kyle always wears that yellow and grey jacket. Even in a million degree weather, he wears it. Freak, yes? Yes =)
Stefan is the one who makes the weart face and weird noise at the beginning. Yeahhhh...
Catherine is my bff. We did Bop to the Top together ;D That's in the real talent show video though.
CHris is her... special friend... ;) loljk. They totally like each other, but Catherine can't go out until she's 16. I'm not allowed to say how cute they are together to their faces on pain of death, but they are cute and that's final!
Xerxes is just very random, end of story ;)
Jack is sort of a nerd. He's really smart, and everyone always teases him for it. He's not extremely out-there, but he's adorable sometimes. I've always had a mini-crush on him. He's pretty awesome :D
Chera doesn't always like to be caught on camera. So she hid :) lol
Then Catherine stole my hat! GOSH! She put it on CHris and told him to run, but he didn't because he, "Can't run with 2 hats on" lol. So I stole it back and Catherine hit him for letting it escape.
Not sure what Kyle was attempting to do, but I caught him before he could do it! Muhuhahaha!!!
Then I stole Chris's hat hahaha!!! And Catherine tried to chase me to get it back. Before it could get any more silly, Hillary, our emcee, said we had to sit back down, so I gave Chris his hat back and Catherine and I sat back down.

15th Birthday Partay!

So, May 17th was my 15th birthday and party! Woot! So, We split into teams of red, yellow, and blue and had competitions. We did LE JOUST, dance competition, water balloon toss, mini bowling, Boyfriend/girlfriend tag, and Um, Uh, Or Like. The last 2 are kinda hard to explain, so I'll let you research them on your own ;)
So I don't want to detail the entir party. I had an awesome cake and got a lot of money and awesome presents and stuff.
Oh, and if you were wondering, the Eric in the dance competition isn't the Eric I have a crush on. The week I wanted to give my dorks invitations, I couldn't find them anywhere and they never check their e-mail. hmmph. So they werent there :(
So anyway, I'll now post the INtermission of the Talent Show blog!!!

New YouTube vids!!!

SOOOO... I have 3 new vids up on YouTube now! 2 for my school talent show that was Friday, and 1 of my 15th birthday partay! I'll post a separate blog post for each, including the vid. Just wanted a placeholder here fro anyone who follows the link to the blog! I'll post my b-day partay vid up here first. That should be up withing a few minutes, so hold your dang quesadillas while I type up a summary! :D ttyl!

~K

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Continued from yesterday...

Soooo, I haven't continued yet, but I've been distracted, so please forgive me.

OK, so onto the big news...
I read the 1st chappie of Breaking Dawn!!! SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah, I know it's illegal, but I couldn't resist. I still plan on getting the Eclipse special edition so I can read it without errors and stuff like the one I read online. But it was amazing. And I filmed it, so I'll probably post it on saturday or sunday after the book comes out so it won't be a spoiler for those who want to be legal about it.... psht...

Also, I'm going to watch the MTV movie awards!!! I generally dislike MTV, but they're showing an entire SCENE, not trailer, not behind-the-scenes, a SCENE of Twilight!!!! I know! EEEKEKEKEKEKEK!~!!!!! So yeah, I still have to set up to record it. I'll do that after I post this.

--DELETED for fear of public lynching--

But I still like Eric. Oh, did I tell you the most awesome thing ever concerning him? Well, pretty much every day, I rant and rave and squeel about Edward Cullen and Twilight. So guess what Eric did? I'm not sure if it even had anything ot do with me, but he said he went out and bought Twilight, and read it. Yeah. Amazing, no? He said it was well-written btu not his taste. But he still read it. It's so cool! He's the best. So I think I may be totally in like with him. Like more so than I was before. I refuse to say love, because I don't think that's what it is, and we're not even going out. Yet. I hope. and Lovew is a strong word. I thought I had it twice, but both times I was wrong. So I'm trying to be more careful about the L-word these days. Anyway, last week, Eric gave me a book to read, Interview with the Vampire, and I didn't really start reading it because I was distracted by... well, Twilight. But then when I founf out he read Twilight, I was like, OK, I have to read it now. Otherwise, I'd be just like that girl in the Jane Austen Book club who doesn't read science fiction even though the guy read Jane Austen. And she was mean. SO I started reading it, and it rocks! I'm only like 30 pages in, but it's awesome. It's kinda hard to read and understand, but it's still really cool.

So anyway, I'll ttyl. I still have some work to do on the website. bye! Oh, and please comment if you read this :) I'd be eternally grateful If you don't want me to know who you are, there's an option to mark it as anonymous. I don't think you need to fill in any info for that either. So please comment! :)

Eternally yours,
Katie the Fanpire. =D

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ok, so it'sbeen a week...

...And BOY do I have news!

No, not boynews or anything that would make a normal teenage girl squeel for joy, but when did I ever claim to be normal?

So before I get to the news, I'll start with the boring stuff. First, I'm at school again. Yep. Avoiding work. Well, not so much avoiding as putting off work. I swear I'll do it at home. I have to. If I dont, I may have to retake 9th grade history. No way do I want to do that! We're doing websites in class, and these laptops make my brian hurt. I'm waiting so I can do it at home. I have infinately better abilities on my home compy compared to here. It's due friday, so I'll probably spendmost of tomorrow working on it. I don't mind though. I like website making. It should be pretty easy too. It's just researching and copying basic information onto a standard site builder and then stylizing it a bit. Basic, huh? Yeah. Moving on...

So, what else is boring? Oh, Well it's not boring, but It's a tradition...
ALEX RANT OF THE DAY/WEEK/YEAR/MONTH/ENTER TIME PERIOD HERE!!!!!
Ok, so he hasn't done a lot of annoying things in a while, and I've been starting to warm up to him again, you know, as a friend. That is ALL. Buuuuut... Today at lunch, he gve me some... news that I think he was hoping I would be excited about. Well, he comes over to the side of the table I sit at, and leans over me, very creepy like, and says...
"Hey Katie!"
So I say...
"Oh. Hi."
And it follows...
"So, guess what?"
"What?"
"I just got my drivers license this morning!"
"Hmm... cool."
And I proceeded to listen to my music and panic.

So, if you recall, he won't date until he has his lisence. And now he has it. And I'm pretty sure he now wants to date me. OMC how could this happen?!?!?!? Can't he just get over it already?!?!?!?!@?@32u28413kjehyu!
Ok, I have to go. Class is almost over. cya in a bit!