Friday, November 21, 2008

My Own, Personal Hell...

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rednecks, Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Scientologists, Libertarians
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell